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Satirical Piece Explores the Info Struggle on Vaccine

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By C.J. Hopkins

So, excellent news, people! It seems that GloboCap’s Genetic Modification Division has give you a miracle vaccine for Covid! It is a completely protected, non-experimental, messenger-RNA vaccine that teaches your cells to supply a protein that triggers an immune response, similar to your physique’s immune-system response, solely higher, as a result of it is made by firms!

OK, technically, it hasn’t been accredited to be used — that course of usually takes a number of years — so I suppose it is barely “experimental,” however the U.S. Meals and Drug Administration and the European Medicines Company have issued “Emergency Use Authorizations,” and it has been “examined extensively for security and effectiveness,” based on Fb’s nameless “reality checkers,” so there’s completely nothing to fret about.

This non-experimental experimental vaccine is really an historic improvement, as a result of aside from saving the world from a virus that causes gentle to reasonable flu-like signs (or, extra generally, no signs in anyway) in roughly 95% of these contaminated, and that over 99% of these contaminated survive,1 the probabilities for future purposes of messenger-RNA know-how, and the genetic modification of people, usually, is nearly limitless at this level.

Think about all of the ailments we are able to remedy, and all of the genetic “errors” we are able to repair, now that we are able to reprogram folks’s genes to do no matter we would like — most cancers, coronary heart illness, dementia, blindness, to not point out the frequent chilly! We may even remedy psychiatric issues, like “delinquent character dysfunction,”2 “oppositional defiant dysfunction,”3 and different “conduct issues”4 and “character issues.”5

Who is aware of? In one other hundred years, we are going to in all probability be capable to genetically cleanse the human species of age-old scourges, like racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, transphobia, etcetera, by reprogramming everybody’s faulty alleles, or implanting some type of nanotechnological neurosynaptic chips into our brains.

People Irrationally Proof against Company Redesign

The one factor standing in our means is folks’s completely irrational resistance to letting firms redesign the human organism, which, clearly, was fairly poorly designed, and thus is weak to all these horrible ailments, and emotional and behavioral issues. However I am getting slightly forward of myself.

The essential factor in the mean time is to defeat this common-flu-like pestilence that has no vital impact on age-adjusted loss of life charges,6 and the mortality profile of which is kind of equivalent to the conventional mortality profile,7 however which has nonetheless left the worldwide corporatocracy no selection however to “lock down” your entire planet, plunge hundreds of thousands into determined poverty, order everybody to put on medical-looking masks, unleash armed goon squads to raid folks’s houses, and in any other case rework society right into a pathologized-totalitarian nightmare.

And, in fact, the one means to try this (i.e., save humanity from a flu-like bug) is to coercively vaccinate each single human being on the planet Earth!8

OK, you are in all probability pondering that does not make a lot sense, this campaign to vaccinate your entire species in opposition to a comparatively commonplace respiratory virus, however that is simply since you are nonetheless pondering critically. You really want to cease pondering like that. As The New York Instances simply identified, vital pondering is not serving to.9

In truth, it may be symptomatic of a kind of “issues” I simply talked about above.10 Essential pondering results in “vaccine hesitancy,” which is why firms are working with governments to instantly censor any and all content material that deviates from the official Covid-19 narrative11 and deplatform the authors of such content material,12 or discredit them as “anti-vax disinformationists.”13

For instance, Kids’s Well being Protection14 has been reporting on so-called “adversarial occasions” and deaths in reference to the Covid vaccines, even if, based on the authorities, “there are not any security issues with the vaccines”15 and “there isn’t a hyperlink between Covid-19 vaccines and people who die after receiving them.”16

In truth, based on the “fact-checkers” at Reuters, these purported “experiences of adversarial occasions” “might include info that’s incomplete, inaccurate, coincidental, or unverifiable”!17

Loss of life Studies Lure Folks Into ‘Vaccine Hesitancy’

Sure, you are studying between the strains proper. The company media cannot come proper out and say it, but it surely seems the “anti-vax disinformationists” are fabricating “adversarial occasions” out of complete fabric and hacking them into the VAERS database18 and different such programs around the globe.

Worse, they’re one way or the other infiltrating these made-up tales into the mainstream media as a way to lure folks into “vaccine hesitancy” and cease us from vaccinating each man, lady, and little one within the bodily universe,19 repeatedly, on an ongoing foundation, for so long as the “medical specialists” deem essential. Listed here are only a few examples of their handiwork:

In Norway, 23 aged folks died after receiving the Pfizer vaccine.20 Nevertheless, based on Reuters’ “fact-checkers,” it seems, outdated folks simply die generally, particularly in nursing houses, from quite a lot of causes, except they have not been vaccinated, by which case they positively died of Covid, no matter what they really died of.

For instance, a 99-year-old man affected by dementia and emphysema, who examined unfavourable for the virus 3 times, was added to the “Covid deaths” figures21 as a result of a nursing residence physician “assumed” it was Covid (which GloboCap has expressly instructed22 him to do).

In Germany, 13 of 40 residents of 1 nursing residence died after being vaccinated,23 however this was only a “tragic coincidence,” which had completely nothing to do with the vaccine.

In Spain, in one other “tragic coincidence,” 46 nursing residence residents who obtained the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine died throughout the course of 1 month.24 An extra 28 of the 94 residents and 12 employees members subsequently examined optimistic.

In Florida, a wholesome middle-aged physician died from an uncommon blood dysfunction two weeks after receiving the vaccine,25 however, based on the specialists, the sudden onset of this uncommon immunological blood dysfunction (i.e., immune thrombocytopenia) “shouldn’t be interpreted as linked to the vaccine,” and was in all probability only a whole coincidence.

In California, a 60-year-old X-ray technologist obtained a second dose of the Pfizer vaccine. A number of hours later he had bother respiration. He was hospitalized and died 4 days later.26 His widow says she’s not prepared at this level to hyperlink her husband’s loss of life to the vaccine. “I am not placing any blame on Pfizer,”27 she mentioned, “or on another pharmaceutical firm.” So, in all probability simply one other coincidence.

A 78-year-old lady in California died instantly after being vaccinated,28 however her loss of life was not associated to the vaccine, well being officers assured the general public.

“(She) obtained an injection of the Covid-19 vaccine manufactured by Pfizer round midday. Whereas seated within the remark space after the injection, [she] complained of feeling discomfort and whereas being evaluated by medical personnel she misplaced consciousness.” Regardless of the sudden loss of life of his spouse, her husband intends to obtain a second dose.

A former Detroit information anchor died simply at some point after receiving the vaccine,29 but it surely was in all probability only a coincidental stroke, which the “regular unwanted side effects of the vaccine might have masked.”

Additionally in Michigan, a 90-year-old man died the day after receiving the vaccine,30 however, once more, this was only a tragic coincidence. As Dr. David Gorski defined, “the baseline loss of life fee of 90-year-olds is excessive as a result of they’re 90 years outdated,” which makes good sense, except, in fact, they died of Covid, by which case their age and underlying situations make completely no distinction in anyway.

In Kentucky, two nuns at a monastery died, and greater than two dozen others examined optimistic, in a sudden “Covid-19 outbreak” that started two days after the nuns had been vaccinated.31 The monastery had been fully closed to guests and Covid-free as much as that time, however the nuns had been outdated and had “well being points,” and so forth.

In Virginia, a 58-year-old grandmother died inside hours after receiving the vaccine,32 however, as Fb’s “reality checkers” prominently identified, it needed to be simply one other coincidence, as a result of the “vaccines have been examined for security extensively.”

gloucester death
Supply: off-guardian.org

After which there are all of the folks on Fb sharing their tales of family members who’ve died shortly after receiving the Covid vaccine, who the Fb “reality checkers” are doing their utmost to discredit with their official-looking “fact-check notices.” For instance:

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Supply: off-guardian.org

OK, I understand it is uncomfortable to must face issues like that (i.e., international firms like Fb implying that these persons are mendacity or are utilizing the sudden deaths of their family members to discourage others from getting vaccinated), particularly when you’re simply attempting to observe orders and parrot official propaganda — even essentially the most fanatical Covidian Cultists33 in all probability nonetheless have a shred of human empathy buried deep of their chilly little hearts.

However there’s an info battle on, people!34 You are both with the Corporatocracy or in opposition to it! That is no time to get squeamish, or, you recognize, publicly exhibit an oz. of compassion. What would your pals and colleagues consider you?!

No, report these anti-vaxxers to the authorities, shout them down on social media, change off your critical-thinking schools, and get in line to get your vaccination! The destiny of the human species is dependent upon it! And, when you’re fortunate, possibly GloboCap will even offer you one in every of these nifty numerical Covid-vaccine tattoos without spending a dime!

moderna vaccine tattoo
Supply: off-guardian.org

C.J. Hopkins is an award-winning playwright, novelist and political satirist based mostly in Berlin. His performs are printed by Bloomsbury Publishing and Broadway Play Publishing, Inc. His dystopian novel, Zone 23, is printed by Snoggsworthy, Swaine & Cormorant. Volumes I and II of his Consent Factory Essays are printed by Consent Manufacturing unit Publishing, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Amalgamated Content material, Inc. He could be reached at cjhopkins.com or consentfactory.org.

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